how to get a cat off your lap

You're about to get up, maybe finally do those dishes that have been stacking up perilously high, and suddenly! your beloved cat appears! oh no! they're sitting on your lap! what is there to do? 

fear not, for aceing-aro can walk you through exactly how to get them off your lap WITHOUT having to feel bad about moving them, and in only 6 steps! never be trapped under a cat against your will and morals again!